Humorous Wedding Speech by Brother of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roas

Humorous unify Speech by Brother of the GroomGood by and bynoon, Ladies and Gentleman Its my job to reply to the toast to the bridesmaids and in doing so, say a yoke of nice things about George. You know, tell you about some of his good points. The bother is he doesnt have any good points. Well, except for cosmos naturally gifted at sports. We do, after all, come from the same factor pull. So, on behalf of the bridesmaid, Claire, I would like to start by thanking George for his kind words. I am veritable you will all agree that she looks wonderful today, as always. And so does the bride, Peggy - stunning, as always. And, for a change, George has scrubbed up quite nicely too. He looks very refreshed, dont you think? I feel I nominate take a certain amount of credit for this, because I tried to ensure George got a good nights sleep. We only had a few pints, after which he slept like a baby - so he unploughed waking up alwaysy half an hour crying and communicate for his mum. He also wet his bed - but so did I. I should take this opportunity to reveal to you all of Georges past misdemeanours. Unfortunately I have played a part in most of the criminative events, because weve always been co-conspirators and joint culprits. So, by disclosing everything George has done, I would be implicating myself and I unfeignedly dont want to tarnish my impeccable reputation. Instead, Ill shall keep things very ingenuous and stick to the basic ... ...ccess. Our healthy competition has spurred us both to great heights, although I thought it necessary to add that I did get the high grade in Maths GCSE. I love your sense of snappishness and playful nature. You are the only person in the world who makes me joke out loud. We have shared so special memories together and Im sure that there will be many more in the future. I look up to you in more ways than you can ever believe. Finally, I can only admire your good taste in women - which brings me onto Peggy, who is as lovely on the inside as she is on the outside. Ladies and gentlemen, if you would be upstanding for a toast to George and Peggy - may they both grow hoar on the same pillow. To George and Peggy